here's another off-colour joke... 
A wanna-be player is at a singles bar but is unable to pick
up.
He sees this strange-looking guy in the worst clothes, and is
surrounded by women BUYING HIM drinks!
Exasperated, he turns to and asks the bartender, "I buy the
ladies drinks, I tell the right jokes, I wear the right clothes,
but nothing.. but that guy over there, he looks strange and
dresses like a dork, but the women are all over him! What am I
doing wrong?"
The bartender replies, "I don't know either, he just comes in
here and then he licks his eyebrows."
oooooooooooh
